I'd wear matching sweaters with you
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Randomize
