He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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