ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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