this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
this beer tastes like vomit already
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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