I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
