I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
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I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
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Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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