I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize
