I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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