You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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