no you cant smoke seaweed
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
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This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
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So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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