i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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