Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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