So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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