I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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