The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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