she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
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Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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