He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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