my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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