I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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