Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
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sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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