they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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