we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
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The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
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This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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