They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
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i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
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yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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