I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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