Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
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At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
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I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
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