What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
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He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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