All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
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Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
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Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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