Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
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You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
BRING THE BAGELS
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Randomize