FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
