just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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