But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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