Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
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Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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