I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Randomize