My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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