How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
The adults are the big ones right?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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