Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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