why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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