Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
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He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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