i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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