What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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