Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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