That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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