Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
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How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
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The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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