fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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