if you like me you must not know who I am
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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