ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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