I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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