when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
