Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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