If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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