So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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