Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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