Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
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She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
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I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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